Want to get drunk by smelling beer? Now you can with these beer-scented candles. The candles have the look of beer (including the foam) and the supposed “smell of a cold one”. For under $17 USD at Amazon, you get 70 hours of burn time and since the candle is infused with concentrated beer aroma, your house (or room) will reek of drunkenness each and every time you light it. What’s there not to like?